FRIDAY NOV, 7TH 2008
Upon hearing that the "Gentleman of the year," Mr. Fozworth Bentley, would be in town, I made the lighting quick decision to step out on a Friday night. Now, I am a socialite, fashionista, bombshell, but as of late I have not been feeling up to going out and dealing with drunk ass , sloppy, hating individuals. So I have been staying home and only venturing out every so often. I figure the scene misses and cherishes me more that way...plus I tend to have way more fun. One of my sisters is home and so we got dolled up and headed to the ever so swank Butterfly Lounge and grill in San Francisco, for the homie Demetrius' Location415 "The Gentleman's club" party (location415.com). Of course I, having been a frequent guest in Vegas, still tend to operate on those hours. So guest lists, unless all night, do nothing for me, plus they're kind of a joke...I just do not do lines. So I linked up with one of the homies and walked in the club. Now for those of you who have never done this ...let me "walk you through" this so to speak. You usually do not wait too long in front of the line ..walk in no bag check, no id, no paying. Usually there are one or two hating ass females...(H.A.F.) that has an attitude and something snotty to say. BUT ...hey...I can feel...its cold outside.
Because of the name of this particular event I expected there to be a ghetto free environment. Well I was proven wrong, and I am not talking about the men. Is it just me but are the females becoming super ignorant these days...they think that getting pissy drunk, looking to start a fight shows how.."super bad" you are!! Females sizing each other up...trying to show out...Fellas the outfits, the hair, the nails, the precision make up, not for you. We (females) are trying to shut down the competition. Now I have never been a BW, basic woman(I like that line from Klymax "meeting in the ladies room") I just like to look good. Most of the men these chicks are showing out for...I know, or don't care to know. See I'm not easily impressed by money or ballers. There has to be more to you than that...now I will say I have no problem falling for a pretty face....or a big butt and a smile..but come on now..who hasn't. I looked stunning as did my sister...see pictures below...I'm a grown woman...and love showcasing that. But of course someone one had to fuck with the sexy vibe.
Ladies, I know its your girl's birthday...your feeling like a superstar because y'all put together your pennies and got a booth with the complimentary Goose bottle service. You hit the mall in search of that perfect outfit, hit the mac station and got it tight. Blew an L (blunt for you non-east coast folks) or hell even popped a bottle in the limo, your crunked up...enjoying your one night of super stardom. I don't hate it....but damn there are v.i.p. rules. Protocols and procedures that when you buck over the age of 21 you just pick up when your a regular. Because the shit that fly's out here in the bay...just disgraces you lets say at Diddy's white party. 1. Get in tight with security.... so lets say some none deserving individuals gets past v.i.p. security and is bold enough to sip on your liquor...see a true v.i.p. bombshell...says nothing..but politely taps security and discreetly gets it handled. 2. Check your crew, there is nothing worst than that one super ghetto, loud friend that is doing too much and fucking up the look. 3. Know the layout of the VIP before hand...do a walk through...shout out to my girl Tiff...some clubs have busy VIP areas..some even have an exclusive VIP, its more money but hey its worth it if your anti-social.
Also ladies...just because you may not know exactly who someone is....does not mean they are a nobody. I'm type discreet, and constantly switch up my appearance. Constantly bumping into me...and roughly is not the way to go... and since I am a lady...I keep my inner ghetto bitch (I.G.B.) in check. It is so not cute to see grown women fighting in stilettos and mini dresses, though the men probably disagree. Bump me once ...cool...twice or more..not...especially when you feel like your too special to excuse yourself...hmmmmmmm..nope...which brings me to my new section I will conduct every time I head out..no matter where I am...NOT QUITE BOMBSHELL, N.Q.B. for short. This event's winner is....
MAMA..WHOEVER YOU ARE STEP IT UP ....learn to party hard and still be a bombshell.
Well I am about through here...shout out to my boy John of m1promo
..and Big Von
...I love watching you spin man... and a heartfelt MWAH to Mr. Fonzworth Bentley...my fashion crush....Keep showing them the light....and it was a pleasure meeting you and your business partner.UNTIL NEXT TIME HERE'S MY LIPSTICK
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