I'M GETTING LAZY..SO HERE'S A VIDEO

BEFORE PICTURES... OF YOUR GIRL AT 140LBS..WTF...I HAD NO IDEA....







HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.SNOW...MWAH..LOVE YA NIGGA!!!

The monopoly of dating...

Have you ever noticed how much dating resembles a board game...like monopoly or sorry! (If your relationship goes more that route). The purpose of "winning" always one path..and "losing/starting over" at the other. Everyone is rolling the dice in hopes of not only finding the "one" but making a life with that person. Shake em up...fire.. He/she is single..advance 2 spots.... shake em up and fire again... common sense has been detected...advance three spots.... shake em up....uh oh...some inconsistency.... take one step back...shit an arguement...2 steps back...make up sex..one step forward....oh shit..he/she..is actually married...please go back to start...Ready to play again?

That's all from here

Until next time here's my lipstick!

RACE RELATIONS, HOLLYWOOD BRUSH OFF AND THE CUTE HOOK UP!

HHHHEEELLLOOOOO to my wonderful readers..(how ever few there are)...so since I last vented I have received plenty of feedback. I'm so glad that you find my rants entertaining and not extremely mean-spirited! So I'm sure your wondering whats about to go down in this blog. The title is all over the place...and it is a very clear indication of what I'm speaking on. So if you have made yourself comfy and placed your phone on silent ...the Bombshell is stepping up to the mic in her 5 inch platforms *testing testing* you hear me...lets go!!!!!

So I have been hearing a lot of men talking about how..the women in their areas...are horrible..and if they date another one from their surrounding zip codes she will not be black..nor half -black!!! WTF....
Okay so I'm here to let you know that you sound absolutely ignorant!!!! I mean come on guys..are you serious! I agree that women are more than a hand full ...we are extremely emotional creatures...but that is ALL women. Some are more trifling than others....but this is not race specific....And it is so funny to hear black men complain about the very things that other races of men seem to find so appealing about us black women. All I know is.. what Kat Williams said in Pimp Chronicles "you need to figure out what it is about YOUR pussy that keeps attracting ain't shit niggas!" Men, this applies to you too... if you keep ending up with trifling ass women who happen to be black..switching races is really only a temporary solution to a major problem ...and soon you will see that asian, latin, etc will all be trifling because deep down that's what you want!!! If you are on the hunt for THAT ill bitch..you will wake up with fleas!!! So elevate your game .... take applications for your Michelle Obama...A WOMAN about upgrading not only you but her self as well.

NEXT TOPIC...THE HOLLYWOOD BRUSH OFF....
So the whole crew decided to hit up PST at 330 ritch to see Mr. ?uestlove Spin!!! As the postings said the event sold out.... Of course as in any crew there are gonna be those CPT people. But my thing is when did it become cool to go out side and talk to these people that you know and its your party/or u got the juice to walk in..come and chat and then magically act like you don't know the person when it comes time to go in...WTF... I swear that is so wack...it doesn't make you the man or woman...it makes you wack... I have stopped going out because of the politics involved...do not get it twisted depending on who u know ..u can gain access or be denied access depending on how that person feels... also when giving the I'm super hollywood and now i dont know you brushoff...it would be wise to do it to someone..you won't have to see again....less akward...
here are some pictures from PST feat ?uestlove...








NQB (NOT QUITE BOMBSHELL FOR THE NEWBIES) OF THE NIGHT GOES TO THIS LADY.... LOOK SOMETIMES, ACTUALLY MOST OF THE TIMES ANIMAL PRINTS SHOULD BE HELD TO A MINIMAL BARE MINIMAL.... ESPECIALLY IF THE ANIMAL PRINTS YOU ARE DONNING EAT EACH OTHER IN THE WILD.... HELLO!!!



SOOOOOOOOOOO this is to all the "I'm so cute" people out there....now being a beautiful person has its benefits.... believe me I just experienced a wonderful benefit from it. But to assume that because you holla at me...of all people * This has been a Public Service Announcement... Yes I just Had a Straight Bombshell i'm the shit Moment...get over it...now back to the blog* and your mildly attractive that i'm gonna fall in line like all these little girls that do not know any better and just hook you up..DAMN....IT SUCKS TO BE YOU... first of all..all hook ups...from my job..or my plugs..are reserved for the Fam -bam...because these are the people I kick it with when we are broke...and just got a bottle of 2 buck chuck..and movies or wii....You newbie...that i'm not even going to give the time of day to...any way...*got my mind on my money and my money on my mind*...need to stop it...first off...if your that cute you shouldn't have to ask....i should be so impressed and blinded by your beauty that i go...."i so am gonna give you a discount on your bike services sir...your beautiful " 2nd...ITS A FUCKING RECESSION...everybody is about they money....lol


_also with me working partime at a bar i see some interesting and sometimes disgusting behavior... well i am soo glad that the word has been spread about making it to the bathroom to hurl...but come on..when i said make it to the bathroom i meant hurl in the toilet people...how are u gonna be in the stall...i mean you mad it that far...and miss the toilet...dang... also...Ladies , i use to think that the men's bathroom was THE most disgusting place in an establishment...well once again i have been proven wrong...LADIES...WTF.... who still sits on the toilet....in a public restroom...anymore..and your period...your just gonna let it smear and leak all over the toilet...(i think i just threw up a little in my mouth).... eeeewwwwwww....lets be grown clean women....

ANYWAYS..I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A FUN EASTER..SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY D.ESQUIRE...CAUSE YOU HAD A DOOZY OF A WEEKEND...LOL...THANKS FOR SHARING...

UNTIL NEXT TIME HERE'S MY LIPSTICK..






PS. I FUCKING LOVE MY BLACK MEN!!!

ANNNNNNNNDDDDD HERE IT IS

I have had one hell of a month...how about I have been working 9-6 6 days a week...for almost three weeks. Yea I know the pay check will be super dope! I am now at Dapper bar/lounge Thurs thru sat...working...right...mo money!!! So this span of two weeks has been riddled with car issues... such as life..if you have a car..there will always be car issues... a broken belt...my car being broken into...boohoo... over it...

So i have come to the conclusion..that i need another car...which is already in the works... on top of apartment hunting...and preparing for fall at school...yea...yea...a full plate. The purpose of this blog is to clown...I rarely do this..but so much has happened since i actually wrote that I have to get it out ...so these are mostly separate incidents...on different nights!

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU READ THIS AND THINK ITS ABOUT YOU...IT IS...AND IF YOU GET OFFEND..DON'T GET MAD AT ME...STEP YOUR SWAG UP FOR THE 09'-10'-11'-12'!!!!

THESE ARE ALL NQB ACTIONS
and fellas please believe you can fall into this category too!

GROWN MEN WHINING FOR SOME ACTION....NEVER EVER COOL...
I do understand there are clauses in this statement...so i shall point them out before i truly clown...
clause one... if you are this *holds up thumb and pinky* to getting some...oh yea...its a given...

clause two..it is apart of the foreplay....

SO if none of these apply..its is not cute fellas...u are getting clowned...your a grown ass man...act like you get it..on a regular...and I should be equally as honored to hook up with you as you are to hook up with me...DAMN...

WORST THAN WHINING IS FRONTIN...
you constantly hit me..beg to see me...talk about the good times we had when I was 20 yrs old... Ask for pictures send me pictures....Then when I tell you "I'm just not that into you"...you get all defensive...Oh its not that great...I got hella other women...etc... *Major eyeroll*...for real...that's why I have your instant msgs...to send back to you...because your trippin....you might as well call me a conceited liar....

MEN...ALSO...BITING LIL WAYNE'S STYLE...NOT COOL..u look homo...shit on the real the only reason why he gets away with it ( and it is by the skin of his teeth) is because he's FUCKING LIL WAYNE... he's a rapper...who is amazing...and he's famous...Learn that not everything can be duplicated nor should it.. unique style...is dope...

LADIES.... THOSE SUPER BAD SHOES... be sure to practice in them..before heading out...
why..? because no matter how bad they are and how sexy you look ...all of that goes out the window when you bust your ass...
ALL OF IT...
not only are you embarrassed...but everyone is embarrassed for you...and most of us are not runway models...so lets face it...the fall isn't graceful and neither is the slip!!!!
and if they hurt play it off until you reach the car... Let's be grown and stop taking our shoes off in the spot...because if step on glass or (heaven forbid) anything worst..your foot is going to hurt way more!!!

LET'S ALSO STOP GETTING SO DRUNK THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM TO HURL...
yes baby girl..I am talking to you... that is NASTY... my goodness... come on..or at least throw up outside.... I know when your drunk...(and I have been there more times than i care to admit)... you just want to feel better..but a bathroom..or outside... but not inside the establishment...or right in front of the door of the establishment...RIGHT GROUX..THAT SHIT WAS BOOOO...

IF THE BARTENDER OR COCKTAIL SERVER OR THE OWNER ASK NICELY TO MOVE FROM A CERTAIN AREA...SO THEY CAN DO THEIR JOB...DO IT.. and without an attitude...and i mean move...all the way out of the way...because if i have to say it again..I'm gonna have a attitude..and you don't want that...

PEOPLE...STOP CLOWNING SOMEONE FOR NOT LEAVING THE RIGHT AMOUNT FOR A TIP... GET ON THEM FOR NOT LEAVING A TIP... I know its a recession people...but shit..its a recession for everyone...

Though I believe it is sad that the four Oakland officers got killed I do not think that we should over look Sean Bell and Oscar Grant etc...and how a lot of officers abuse their power...case in point the cop who held up the NFL player. I also don't think a march should have been held or ever held again to condone the resistance by Lovell Mixon...because that was wrong on his end...and resistance seems to end with death with the police! Let's face it...the man had a warrant for being suspected in a rape case...he was convicted of crimes....what was he resisting besides going back to jail...

ALWAYS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB GLASS HOUSE...DON'T THROW STONES...!!!

be unique be a trailblazer..be a bombshell..

until next time...here's my lipstick



damn i want these!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOME OF THIS....

HMMMM SHIT DAMN...SO GOOD!

Deep thoughts on a lazy sunday!

Hmmmmm ...got a lot going on up in this head of mine...

Once I pinpoint something ...I'll share...
But I definitely need some wine or some Groux juice...lol...

Until next time