I'M GETTING LAZY..SO HERE'S A VIDEO

BEFORE PICTURES... OF YOUR GIRL AT 140LBS..WTF...I HAD NO IDEA....







HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.SNOW...MWAH..LOVE YA NIGGA!!!

The monopoly of dating...

Have you ever noticed how much dating resembles a board game...like monopoly or sorry! (If your relationship goes more that route). The purpose of "winning" always one path..and "losing/starting over" at the other. Everyone is rolling the dice in hopes of not only finding the "one" but making a life with that person. Shake em up...fire.. He/she is single..advance 2 spots.... shake em up and fire again... common sense has been detected...advance three spots.... shake em up....uh oh...some inconsistency.... take one step back...shit an arguement...2 steps back...make up sex..one step forward....oh shit..he/she..is actually married...please go back to start...Ready to play again?

That's all from here

Until next time here's my lipstick!

RACE RELATIONS, HOLLYWOOD BRUSH OFF AND THE CUTE HOOK UP!

HHHHEEELLLOOOOO to my wonderful readers..(how ever few there are)...so since I last vented I have received plenty of feedback. I'm so glad that you find my rants entertaining and not extremely mean-spirited! So I'm sure your wondering whats about to go down in this blog. The title is all over the place...and it is a very clear indication of what I'm speaking on. So if you have made yourself comfy and placed your phone on silent ...the Bombshell is stepping up to the mic in her 5 inch platforms *testing testing* you hear me...lets go!!!!!

So I have been hearing a lot of men talking about how..the women in their areas...are horrible..and if they date another one from their surrounding zip codes she will not be black..nor half -black!!! WTF....
Okay so I'm here to let you know that you sound absolutely ignorant!!!! I mean come on guys..are you serious! I agree that women are more than a hand full ...we are extremely emotional creatures...but that is ALL women. Some are more trifling than others....but this is not race specific....And it is so funny to hear black men complain about the very things that other races of men seem to find so appealing about us black women. All I know is.. what Kat Williams said in Pimp Chronicles "you need to figure out what it is about YOUR pussy that keeps attracting ain't shit niggas!" Men, this applies to you too... if you keep ending up with trifling ass women who happen to be black..switching races is really only a temporary solution to a major problem ...and soon you will see that asian, latin, etc will all be trifling because deep down that's what you want!!! If you are on the hunt for THAT ill bitch..you will wake up with fleas!!! So elevate your game .... take applications for your Michelle Obama...A WOMAN about upgrading not only you but her self as well.

NEXT TOPIC...THE HOLLYWOOD BRUSH OFF....
So the whole crew decided to hit up PST at 330 ritch to see Mr. ?uestlove Spin!!! As the postings said the event sold out.... Of course as in any crew there are gonna be those CPT people. But my thing is when did it become cool to go out side and talk to these people that you know and its your party/or u got the juice to walk in..come and chat and then magically act like you don't know the person when it comes time to go in...WTF... I swear that is so wack...it doesn't make you the man or woman...it makes you wack... I have stopped going out because of the politics involved...do not get it twisted depending on who u know ..u can gain access or be denied access depending on how that person feels... also when giving the I'm super hollywood and now i dont know you brushoff...it would be wise to do it to someone..you won't have to see again....less akward...
here are some pictures from PST feat ?uestlove...








NQB (NOT QUITE BOMBSHELL FOR THE NEWBIES) OF THE NIGHT GOES TO THIS LADY.... LOOK SOMETIMES, ACTUALLY MOST OF THE TIMES ANIMAL PRINTS SHOULD BE HELD TO A MINIMAL BARE MINIMAL.... ESPECIALLY IF THE ANIMAL PRINTS YOU ARE DONNING EAT EACH OTHER IN THE WILD.... HELLO!!!



SOOOOOOOOOOO this is to all the "I'm so cute" people out there....now being a beautiful person has its benefits.... believe me I just experienced a wonderful benefit from it. But to assume that because you holla at me...of all people * This has been a Public Service Announcement... Yes I just Had a Straight Bombshell i'm the shit Moment...get over it...now back to the blog* and your mildly attractive that i'm gonna fall in line like all these little girls that do not know any better and just hook you up..DAMN....IT SUCKS TO BE YOU... first of all..all hook ups...from my job..or my plugs..are reserved for the Fam -bam...because these are the people I kick it with when we are broke...and just got a bottle of 2 buck chuck..and movies or wii....You newbie...that i'm not even going to give the time of day to...any way...*got my mind on my money and my money on my mind*...need to stop it...first off...if your that cute you shouldn't have to ask....i should be so impressed and blinded by your beauty that i go...."i so am gonna give you a discount on your bike services sir...your beautiful " 2nd...ITS A FUCKING RECESSION...everybody is about they money....lol


_also with me working partime at a bar i see some interesting and sometimes disgusting behavior... well i am soo glad that the word has been spread about making it to the bathroom to hurl...but come on..when i said make it to the bathroom i meant hurl in the toilet people...how are u gonna be in the stall...i mean you mad it that far...and miss the toilet...dang... also...Ladies , i use to think that the men's bathroom was THE most disgusting place in an establishment...well once again i have been proven wrong...LADIES...WTF.... who still sits on the toilet....in a public restroom...anymore..and your period...your just gonna let it smear and leak all over the toilet...(i think i just threw up a little in my mouth).... eeeewwwwwww....lets be grown clean women....

ANYWAYS..I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A FUN EASTER..SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY D.ESQUIRE...CAUSE YOU HAD A DOOZY OF A WEEKEND...LOL...THANKS FOR SHARING...

UNTIL NEXT TIME HERE'S MY LIPSTICK..






PS. I FUCKING LOVE MY BLACK MEN!!!