ANNNNNNNNDDDDD HERE IT IS

I have had one hell of a month...how about I have been working 9-6 6 days a week...for almost three weeks. Yea I know the pay check will be super dope! I am now at Dapper bar/lounge Thurs thru sat...working...right...mo money!!! So this span of two weeks has been riddled with car issues... such as life..if you have a car..there will always be car issues... a broken belt...my car being broken into...boohoo... over it...

So i have come to the conclusion..that i need another car...which is already in the works... on top of apartment hunting...and preparing for fall at school...yea...yea...a full plate. The purpose of this blog is to clown...I rarely do this..but so much has happened since i actually wrote that I have to get it out ...so these are mostly separate incidents...on different nights!

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU READ THIS AND THINK ITS ABOUT YOU...IT IS...AND IF YOU GET OFFEND..DON'T GET MAD AT ME...STEP YOUR SWAG UP FOR THE 09'-10'-11'-12'!!!!

THESE ARE ALL NQB ACTIONS
and fellas please believe you can fall into this category too!

GROWN MEN WHINING FOR SOME ACTION....NEVER EVER COOL...
I do understand there are clauses in this statement...so i shall point them out before i truly clown...
clause one... if you are this *holds up thumb and pinky* to getting some...oh yea...its a given...

clause two..it is apart of the foreplay....

SO if none of these apply..its is not cute fellas...u are getting clowned...your a grown ass man...act like you get it..on a regular...and I should be equally as honored to hook up with you as you are to hook up with me...DAMN...

WORST THAN WHINING IS FRONTIN...
you constantly hit me..beg to see me...talk about the good times we had when I was 20 yrs old... Ask for pictures send me pictures....Then when I tell you "I'm just not that into you"...you get all defensive...Oh its not that great...I got hella other women...etc... *Major eyeroll*...for real...that's why I have your instant msgs...to send back to you...because your trippin....you might as well call me a conceited liar....

MEN...ALSO...BITING LIL WAYNE'S STYLE...NOT COOL..u look homo...shit on the real the only reason why he gets away with it ( and it is by the skin of his teeth) is because he's FUCKING LIL WAYNE... he's a rapper...who is amazing...and he's famous...Learn that not everything can be duplicated nor should it.. unique style...is dope...

LADIES.... THOSE SUPER BAD SHOES... be sure to practice in them..before heading out...
why..? because no matter how bad they are and how sexy you look ...all of that goes out the window when you bust your ass...
ALL OF IT...
not only are you embarrassed...but everyone is embarrassed for you...and most of us are not runway models...so lets face it...the fall isn't graceful and neither is the slip!!!!
and if they hurt play it off until you reach the car... Let's be grown and stop taking our shoes off in the spot...because if step on glass or (heaven forbid) anything worst..your foot is going to hurt way more!!!

LET'S ALSO STOP GETTING SO DRUNK THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM TO HURL...
yes baby girl..I am talking to you... that is NASTY... my goodness... come on..or at least throw up outside.... I know when your drunk...(and I have been there more times than i care to admit)... you just want to feel better..but a bathroom..or outside... but not inside the establishment...or right in front of the door of the establishment...RIGHT GROUX..THAT SHIT WAS BOOOO...

IF THE BARTENDER OR COCKTAIL SERVER OR THE OWNER ASK NICELY TO MOVE FROM A CERTAIN AREA...SO THEY CAN DO THEIR JOB...DO IT.. and without an attitude...and i mean move...all the way out of the way...because if i have to say it again..I'm gonna have a attitude..and you don't want that...

PEOPLE...STOP CLOWNING SOMEONE FOR NOT LEAVING THE RIGHT AMOUNT FOR A TIP... GET ON THEM FOR NOT LEAVING A TIP... I know its a recession people...but shit..its a recession for everyone...

Though I believe it is sad that the four Oakland officers got killed I do not think that we should over look Sean Bell and Oscar Grant etc...and how a lot of officers abuse their power...case in point the cop who held up the NFL player. I also don't think a march should have been held or ever held again to condone the resistance by Lovell Mixon...because that was wrong on his end...and resistance seems to end with death with the police! Let's face it...the man had a warrant for being suspected in a rape case...he was convicted of crimes....what was he resisting besides going back to jail...

ALWAYS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB GLASS HOUSE...DON'T THROW STONES...!!!

be unique be a trailblazer..be a bombshell..

until next time...here's my lipstick



damn i want these!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOME OF THIS....

HMMMM SHIT DAMN...SO GOOD!

Deep thoughts on a lazy sunday!

Hmmmmm ...got a lot going on up in this head of mine...

Once I pinpoint something ...I'll share...
But I definitely need some wine or some Groux juice...lol...

Until next time

uuuggghhhh!!!!!

SO my girls got me to leave the comfort of my bed thursday night! FINALLY! its been a while since i hit a club and even longer since i did it during the week. I just haven't been feeling it lately... After a quick text session with my boy Slap... we hit up impala in san francisco (501 broadway, sf, ca) . Girl talk in the car on the way to the club is always fun. Talks of book writing...(Nana do it) and men issues...(always) we get to the parking problem. *eyeroll* fucking san francisco man! As we being our little hike to the club i notice a car of the fresh clubbers...and think to myself..Man i'm really getting old for this. once we are ushered in...i really just people watch.... get my super two step on...and people watch.

OKAY FELLAS... lets just act like we get out of the house ....like you have been around women. If i am standing on the opposite side of a table and you come up and grab my hand to try and dance and not only do i not move from around the table but politely take my hand away...i dont want to dance with you...so please just stop...i really hate being rude...because i really appericate the attention...but you are not going to force yourself on me. be real do you really want a pity dance? the whole "its a party, have fun" excuse...does not work with me...i have done more partying than most people...and alot of times for me it was a job.... the way over 40 possibly just got out of jail cat... who got so excited when his song came on he felt the need to slap me hella hard on my thigh..out of no where.. (the jack stoneface) come on ....have you never been around women. you knew you were wrong because when you saw my reaction you immediately began apoligizing.

this tidbit goes for the gentleman in the mall sunday that felt the need to call me "bougie." Before when i was younger i would fight that, talk to you and take your number or give you mine and avoid you. bbuuuttt...i'm way too grown..so fuck it..yes i am bougie...and! Though i'm not 100 percent on what i want..i know what i dont want ..and you fell in the NOPE category....and your little "insult"...was just the thing to make my day... I was in a hurry.. you didnt appeal to me and the yelling across the crowded mall "hey you in the purple"...was not the cool business...so yes i purposely ignored you....lol
Its good to go after what we want...actually its sexy! but know your limitations. and dont go the pity route to get it...thats not sexy...
whew ...i think i'm done!!!!

here are some flicks..just in case you miss me..


until next time here's my lipstick