RANDOM RANTS OF A BOMBSHELL

FIRST OFF...I AM JUST NOW SOMEWHAT LIKING "DIVA" BY BEYONCE!!!!

MY HAIR IS PURPLE...WELL NOT ALL PURPLE BUT PURPLE!!!



I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS RHI RHI AND CHRIS BROWN STUFF NOW? I'M ON JAMMER'S HYPE...UMMMM ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT OBAMA IS SAYING....HELLO!


IF THE BITCH AT THE MCDONALD'S BY MY HOUSE GIVES ME ANOTHER HANDFUL OF THREE PACKETS OF KETCHUP FOR MY FRIES I'M CUSSING HER SMOOTH OUT...I MEAN THREE...SHE COUNTS THEM....COME ON....

HOW DO YOU WRITE SOMEONE IN JAIL...WHAT DO YOU SAY ESPECIALLY SINCE ITS TAKEN YOU A YEAR TO WRITE??? I KNOW "SO HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?" OR "WHATS NEW?" ISN'T THE BEST BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK TO WRITE ... *SAD HUH*

I'M OFFICIALLY ADDICTED TO ROCKSTARS AND MONSTERS, 2 BUCK CHUCK WINE...( TRADER JOES), TATTOOS AND STILL AS ALWAYS HIGH PRICE FASHION....DAMN

I HAVE THE REALEST BESTIES IN THE WORLD...AND MY GOD-BABIES ARE GORGEOUS....AND ALREADY THE NEXT GENERATION OF REAL CHICKS!!!

I LOVE WHEN I CALL SOMEONE OUT ON SOMETHING AND THEY TRY AND FIND THE MOST POLITE WAY TO LIE....


NEW FAVORITE ALTERNATE CUSS WORD IS "BISK." USED AS SUCH...HEY YOU BISK!!!!

JUST REALIZED THAT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A SCRAPER ITS MY SCRAPER..YEA MY NAME IS ON THE TITLE!!!

LOVE MY COWORKER MARIO...WE ACT A FOOL AT WORK...

I'M A MUCH HAPPIER PERSON WHEN MY WORLD IS GETTING ROCKED!!!!

HATES HATES HATES WHEN THE PHONES AT WORK RING TOO MUCH OR DON'T RING AT ALL...

MY MAC IS SICK :( NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I USE IT UNTIL NOW

I THINK I HAVE OFFICIALLY OUTGROWN MODELING...SO I MAY BE ANNOUCNING MY RETIREMENT SOON

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH "VERY YOUNG GIRLS" IT IS HEARTBREAKING!!!! THEN LOOK UP ORGANIZATIONS THAT HELP SEXUALLY EXPLOITED PRETEEN AND TEEN GIRLS YOUR STATE, CITY , COUNTY ETC.

AND I ABSOLUTELY ENJOY STARING AT MEN THAT CAN DRESS..AND KNOW FASHION AND I MEAN BEYOND THE PHAT FARM, AND ROCAWEAR DENIM..I MEAN SLACKS, SWEATERS, VESTS, SHOES, COATS AND HATS.... GET YOUR GROWN MAN ON !!!


WELL I THINK I'M DONE......

UNTIL NEXT TIME HERE'S MY LIPSTICK...

LET ME GET AN ENCORE..DO YOU WANT MORE....

Jan 31st, 2009

So first off...wow the first month of 2009 is officially over!!!!! To everyone on the 09/10 hustle, getting it in, trying to be a multi-millionaire in the recession, never sleep, cause the world does not stop spinning.

If you are here in the bay ...or a transplant of the bay and you haven't heard ...After 25 years of service Geoffrey's inner circle closed its doors. I had the wonderful opportunity to work a promotional modeling gig at the closing. Let me tell you, it turned out really well, the DJs were wonderful ( okay I'm lying the downstairs DJ was the bomb), the food smelled great. People came out to party and celebrate Geoffrey's. I worked and got my dance on...woohoo...a perfect nite..
I was kind of sad that i missed the SDM Slumber party in sf...SHOUT OUT SDM... but the hustle is always respected.

I did find a picture of some of the horrible fashion attire tho...for the NQB (NOT QUITE BOMBSHELL) ...here she is...


Big mama..here was getting it in...stripper moves included! Hey music effects us all in different ways so I'm not mad at it...buuuuuutttttt.... the outfit...smh. Seriously, ladies know your shape and size. And stop being in denial of your flaws there are plenty of ways to be sexy with out being sloppy. Along free flowing dress in a nice brown color or print! Contrary to popular belief black does not camouflage everything!


So my little other piece of advice is for anyone trying to creep on their signicant other. Do not...express interest in someone and chat them up right before your gf/bf gets there. It makes for an akward situation later. Possibly an argument in the car on the way from the club and a cold night by yourself .

All in all...the event was great...I had a blast...shout out to the ladies that worked with me!! I sweated out my edges and danced til my feet hurt!!!
SOOOOOOOO I HAD TO ADD...TO THIS..GROUX..I'M SOO SORRY BECAUSE SIPPIN ON THE "GROUX BLEND" GOT ME IN FULL PARTY MODE...ENDED UP SWEATING OUT MY EDGES..LOL
SO MR. BARTENDER...THANK YOU -(evidence of my drunkness)


Until next time....Here's my lipstick